OZ: Hello, LA.

CORDELIA: Oz? Oh, my god. Oz. It?s so good to see you. Good old Oz! Oz. (She turns to Doyle and points at Oz) Oz!

DOYLE: Let me just take a stab at it, you?d be Oz?

OZ: Good guess.

CORDELIA: This is so cool! I mean, here you are in LA, and you?re the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale.

OZ: It?s a burden, but I manage.

CORDELIA: We have some serious catching up to do. How is everything? How?s, how?s the Bronze?

OZ: The same.

CORDELIA: And the gang?

OZ: They?re good.

CORDELIA: Good? Good! Good.

OZ: Are we done?

CORDELIA: Completely.

(Doyle coughs.)

CORDELIA: Oh, this is Doyle. He--air quote--works here.

OZ: Hey. So, I heard the rumors, but you guys can fill me in on the real deal here. So you guys are, like, detectives?

CORDELIA: No, I?m an actress!

DOYLE: And quite a captivating one at that.

CORDELIA: And between my many gigs, I sometimes choose to help Angel.

DOYLE: He?s the detective.

OZ: Does he have a hat and gun?

CORDELIA: Just fangs.

OZ: Well, that works. Where is he?

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written by: Douglas Petrie; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked by M'lyn.. Full transcript at:
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