HARMONY: So, slayer, at last we meet.

BUFFY: We've met, Harmony, you halfwit.

HARMONY: I'm the halfwit? Um, excuse me, but look who's fallen into my-

HARMONY: Trap.

BUFFY: Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad ... you *suck*.

(During this speech we see Mort moving around behind Buffy. Dawn opens her eyes and sees him.)

DAWN: Buffy, watch out!

(Buffy turns and swings the axe but Mort knocks it out of her grasp and knocks her down. )

HARMONY: Ooh, good shot, Mort, I think you got her on the-

(Mort glares at her. Harmony laughs nervously, turns and runs away. Buffy & Mort scuffle for a while, until finally Buffy dusts him with the horn of one of Harmony's unicorn statues)

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/80realme.html