(Glory's apartment. The minions deposit Spike.)

GLORY: What the hell is that, and why is its hair that color?

Jinx: Stunning one, we believe he is... the Key!

GLORY: Really? That's fantabulous. And impossible! He can't be the Key. 'Cause you see the Key has to be pure. This is a vampire. Lesson Number One: Vampire equals Impure.

SPIKE: Damn right I'm impure! I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow. Let me go!

GLORY: You can't even brain-suck a vampire, he's completely useless.

SPIKE: So, I'm just gonna let myself out...

Jinx: But your Unholiness, we observed the Slayer. She protected this one above all others. She treated him as precious.

GLORY: Really? Precious? Let's take a peak at you precious.

SPIKE: Sod off.

GLORY: (after knocking him across the room) He doesn't look very fancy to me!

SPIKE: Hey, easy with the lip!

GLORY: But if the Slayer protects him, maybe appearances are deceiving. Maybe there's something on the inside? What do ya know Precious? What can I dig out of you?

(she digs her finger into his chest)

• Buffy vs Glory

written by: Jane Espenson; Haven't found a transcript yet, so am just typing up my favorite exchanges as time allows.... Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/96intervention.html