The Most Valuable Thing He Had
from Parting Gifts (Season 1)
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BARNEY: Hey, that’s kind of nice. What is it?

CORDELIA: I don’t know. I don’t know! I don’t know.

BARNEY: You’re frustrated.

CORDELIA: That’s one spooky talent you got there. You can just look at me grinding my teeth, sighing, grunting and *sense* that I’m frustrated? Amazing!

BARNEY: It’s pretty good at sensing sarcasm, too. Can I help?

CORDELIA: Not unless you can explain to me why I have to suffer skull-splitting migraines getting visions so vague, they require close captioning.

BARNEY: What do you mean, um, “visions”?

CORDELIA: That friend of mine, Doyle? He used to get these brain flashes. Messages from the PTB? The Powers That Be. Visions of all sorts of stuff: people in trouble, things about to cause trouble, places trouble is happening in.

BARNEY: And your friend left you that little inheritance?

CORDELIA: I’m never gonna forgive him for doing this to me.

BARNEY: What? Choosing you? Trusting you with an enormous responsibility? Believing that you where the only one worthy of such a rare and important gift?

CORDELIA: Did I mention the drooling?

BARNEY: I get the impression Doyle didn’t have much by way of possessions?

CORDELIA: No. No, he didn’t.

BARNEY: Seems like he gave you the most valuable thing he had.


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