ANGEL: (to baby) We'll get through this, I promise. The vampire/demon/biker posse, that's the easy part. (the Hum-vee following rams his car from behind) The part that scares me is all the questions. Why is the sky blue? Why do people get sick? Why is there always pigs' blood in the fridge? I don't have all the answers. Well, I do to that last one.

(The Hum-vee rams him again. They drive by a 'Danger Abandoned Mine No Trespassing' sign.)

ANGEL: Here we go.

W&H GOON: He's breaking left.

(Angel gets out, descends into the main mine shaft. Everyone follows, corners him)

ANGEL: (to baby) Could be worse. At least you're not crying.

LILLIAD: Give us the baby!

ANGEL: You want the baby? You can have the baby.

(Angel tosses the wrapped baby in a high arc into the middle of his enemies. They all scramble for it, while Angel quickly rides the rope up to the top of the shaft. One of the vampires has a hold of the baby and unwraps the blanket to get a look at it. Angel's car backs out of the mine shaft, makes a screeching U-turn and speeds away. The vampire stares down at Teddy, a bomb with the timer almost to zero strapped to it's chest.)

MAN: What is it?

VAMPIRE: It's a...

(A fireball rolls out of the mineshaft, its fire casting a red glow over the taillights of Angel's escaping car.)

• Angel & Connor
• Funnies

written by: David H. Goodman; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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