BUFFY: (to Xander, who's watching Anya) You know, if you had a real peg leg, you wouldn't just have a lame costume, you'd actually be lame. Which is completely different.

DAWN: (to Anya) You do this every night?

ANYA: Every time I close out the cash register. The dance of capitalist superiority.

(they dance)

XANDER: (softly) I'm gonna marry that girl.

BUFFY: What?! She's fifteen and my sister, so don't ev- (gets it) Oh.

XANDER: Hey, everybody. Can I, um ... uh ... there's something Anya and I ... wanna tell you.

ANYA: Now?

XANDER: Now. (faces gang) We're getting married.

DAWN: (smiling) Oh my god.

TARA: (Smiling) Congratulations!

WILLOW: (not smiling) That ... that's ... wow.

XANDER: It's a big wow.

ANYA: (to Xander) I ... I thought you were waiting for the right moment.

XANDER: I did.

(They kiss)

ANYA: Here, have some money!

(tosses the cash, kisses Xander again)

BUFFY: (quietly to Giles) Did you know about this?

GILES: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue. (cleans his glasses)

BUFFY: (shocked) Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?

GILES: Tell no one.

BUFFY: Giles, this is... ...we have to do something.

• Funnies
• Xander & Anya

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/106alltheway.html