(A Hospital waiting area. Wes and Fred get up from a couch as a doctor enters. Cordy, standing beside the couch turns around and we see that she is holding the baby.)

NURSE: Ah, sorry for the wait. Let's go.

(The three of them follow the doctor through a set of doors. )

DOCTOR: I'm happy to report you have a healthy baby boy.

CORDELIA: Oh, great. But I'm not the mother.

Doctor: Oh, I'm sorry. (turns to Fred) I'm happy to report you have a healthy baby boy.

FRED: Oh. Me neither.

WESLEY: I'm afraid the mother is, ah, no longer in the picture.

DOCTOR: I see. Well, his height and weight are in the ninety percentile. We gave him his vitamin K and his PKU and he's doing very well. We don't seem to have his - what's his name?

ANGEL: (arriving) Connor. His name is Connor.

DOCTOR: Connor. Thank you. Mr. (looks at the papers) Angel. And congratulations.

ANGEL: Thanks.

ANGEL: (to baby) Hey... (to friends) Mr. Angel?

FRED: Your first name is Geraldo.

CORDELIA: We had to tell them something.

FRED: Geraldo Angel. You’re a pet psychiatrist with a small practice in Pacoima. Oh, and you fight crime- We just told them the name part. The rest is me, having fun.

ANGEL: I don't know what to say.

CORDELIA: How about thanks. I appreciate it. You guys rock. Way to go?

ANGEL: What she said.

(The double doors behind them open and Gunn comes in pushing an empty stroller.)

GUNN: Got the best one a very small amount of money could buy.

(They all 'ah.' Angel hands Connor over to Cordy who puts him in the stroller.)

CORDELIA: Hey, you wanna go for a ride? Oh, goodness...

WESLEY: Connor. That's a lovely name. I don't suppose you ever considered Wes...

ANGEL, GUNN and CORDELIA: No.

FRED: Not to be negative or anything, but - we're okay, right? Nobody else is coming after Connor or us?

ANGEL: No. We're safe for the time being. - Let's go home. Nice stroller.

GUNN: Thank you.

(They do a subdued power-walk , Fred and Gunn on the left, Cordy and Wes on the right, and Angel, pushing the stroller in the middle.)

• Angel & Connor

written by: David H. Goodman; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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