Buffy: What is that shirt made of? Paint? from Him (Season 7) | Next Clip in Episode |
XANDER: Well, Spike definitely seems a little more cogent, less (moves finger up and down on lip to make sound) bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. I'm just saying... once you get back the soul, doesn't that mean you start, like, picking up your own wet towels off the floor?
WILLOW: No, but maybe you start to feel really bad about leaving them there.
BUFFY: At least he's showering, and that's a refreshing and delightful change.
XANDER: Buff?
BUFFY: I think that's the guy.
WILLOW: What guy?
BUFFY: The one who, according to Dawn, is the quote smartest, funniest, coolest, hottest, and having the thickest boy eyelashes boy in school unquote.
XANDER: He don't seem so tough.
WILLOW: Check out the fan club.
XANDER: Daddy like.
BUFFY: What is that shirt made of? Paint?
WILLOW: (eyes wide) Buff?
BUFFY: Glad Dawnie isn't here to see her precious boyfriend getting all thrusty with some slut-bag hussy?
(the girl turns around and it's... surprise! Dawn)
BUFFY: Oh.
XANDER: Oh. Oh! No! "Daddy"? No, I wasn't? When I was looking, I wasn't? Oh, God!
WILLOW: Right there with ya.
(cut to a little later, Buffy ambushes Dawn)
BUFFY: So, do you have plans later, or are you just gonna go down to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in?
DAWN: What?
BUFFY: Where do I start with the bad? First, you told me you were going to the library. Second, you do not go out on a date without informing me first. Third, Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky.
DAWN: Yeah, well I think I look hot, and so does R.J.
BUFFY: Oh, I bet he does. Maybe I should go have a little word with him.
DAWN: No! Don't you dare embarrass me in front of him.
BUFFY: I don't like this. This boy has you acting crazy.
DAWN: It's my life. I'll do what I want to.
BUFFY: I don't think so.
DAWN: Oh. So, what?suddenly you're Mom now?
BUFFY: No, I'm not. And I am glad she's not here to see you like this. Look, I'm sorry. I just?
DAWN: You just can't handle it.
BUFFY: What?
DAWN: You've always been the special one. Hot little Buffy with her boyfriends. The Slayer. And now someone likes me, and you just can't stand that I'm getting the attention.
BUFFY: That is the farthest thing from true.
DAWN: No it's not. And I'm sorry, but I like the way R.J. makes me feel, and if you think that makes me a slut or whatever, I don't care.
BUFFY: Oh, no, no, no. You are not going back out on that dance floor.
(Dawn glares and heads outside. She hears a noise)
DAWN: R.J.?
CHEERLEADER FRIEND: I know what you're doing, slut. I saw you. I saw you with R.J.!
DAWN: So? We were just dancing.
CHEERLEADER FRIEND: Right? You think I'm stupid? You're gonna back off now.
DAWN: You know what's sad? A girl who can't move on when she's been dumped.
CHEERLEADER FRIEND: He didn't dump me!
(chick fight, till Buffy interferes)
BUFFY: OK, first with the lap dance, now with the cat fight. Hey, you wanna get drunk and barf next?
DAWN: Let go of me. (to cheerleader) This isn't finished.
CHEERLEADER FRIEND: I'll never let you have him, bitch. (kicks Buffy in the shin, then runs off yelling) R.J. is mine. I mean it! Stay away from him!
BUFFY: Well, at least someone agrees you shouldn't be dating this guy.
written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/128_tran.php