DRUSILLA: Can I have it? Can I?

DARLA: Of course, dear, but a little color would bring out your eyes more. Such pretty eyes.

DRUSILLA: Men are drawn to them.

DARLA: Aren't they, though? Oh. (Hands Drusilla a hat) Here.

DRUSILLA: (While a phone rings) Oh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? (Starts to dance in place) I'm ringing - all - over! (Darla watches her for a moment then reaches down into the front of Drusilla's dress and pulls out a cell phone.) Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

(Darla talks to Holland, hangs up.)

DRUSILLA: (posing in red coat) Do you like it? Am I pretty then?

DARLA: As a picture. Now if we could only get some shoes to go with it. Oh, excuse me, Miss? (Steps over the dead body and looks down at a whimpering woman who is pulling herself along across the floor) Any shoe suggestions for my friend's ensemble? (The woman just keeps crying) I said, excuse me-customer with a question here! (Snapping woman's neck.) Service in this place is really unacceptable.

• Darla & Drusilla
• Funnies

written by: Tim Minear & Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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