BUFFY: Where did you get that?

XANDER: Oh, I, uh, took it out of Mrs. Jackson's cupboard. I thought you said you wanted to be able to speak to Morgan alone, and uh... well, Morgan's alone, and, uh... Sid's with me. (manipulating Sid) Hi, Buffy! Hi, Willow! Would you like to hear some off-color jokes?

BUFFY: I really don't think you should be doing that.

XANDER: What? C'mon... (as Sid) I'm not real!

BUFFY: (wigged) Xander, quit it!

XANDER: (knocks Sid's head on the table) He's... not... real! (picks Sid back up) I think our demonstration proves that, uh, Sid (knocks on Sid's head several times) is wood. Now, why don't you go and find Morgan and prove he's... whatever he is?

GILES: I imagine he's looking for his puppet.

BUFFY: I'll go find Morgan. You watch the dummy.

XANDER: (as Sid) Bye-bye, now. I'm completely inanimate. Redrum! Redruuum!

WILLOW: What do we do with him?

XANDER: Eh, I'll keep him company.

GILES: Willow, we have some hunting of our own to do.

WILLOW: Once again I'm banished to the demon section of the card catalog.

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/09puppet.html