DOYLE: You know, it’s not nice to trick people!

ANGEL: You gonna tell me what’s going on?

(…later…)

ANGEL: You don’t even know who this demon's collecting for.

DOYLE: All right, look, here’s how it works: I owe some people - other people owe me. I do a favor for some guy and the debt goes away. It’s a system of checks and balances.

ANGEL: And some of your checks didn’t balance.

DOYLE: Well, it’ll work out. It just takes a little diplomacy – the kind of thing you’re so good at, actually. Say, maybe you wouldn’t mind taking a crack at it?

ANGEL: We all have problems. It’s about priorities. And at the moment I have a bigger one than you do.

DOYLE: Bigger than a Kailiff demon?

ANGEL: Much. I’m thinking you can help me with mine and maybe I can help you with yours.

DOYLE: I don’t know, man. I mean, what’s your problem, exactly? Because you know, vampire business is…

CORDELIA: Hi! I was just wondering if you had any linoleum glue – for if it started curling up all over.

ANGEL: I’ll be there in a minute.

CORDELIA: Ok. (exits)

ANGEL: (to Doyle) Find her an apartment and I’ll deal with your demon.

• Angel & Doyle

written by: Jane Espenson; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by: tralf. checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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