GILES: And your Watcher is, i-is Sam Zabuto, you say?

Kendra: Yes, sir.

GILES: We've never met, but he, he's, he's very well-respected.

BUFFY: What, so he's a real guy? As in non-fictional?

GILES: And you are called...?

Kendra: I am de Vampire Slayer.

BUFFY: We got that part, hon. He means your name.

Kendra: Oh. Dey call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir.

BUFFY: Can you say 'stuck in the 80's'?

GILES: Buffy, please. Uh, there's obviously some, some misunderstanding here.

WILLOW: Hey!

Kendra: Identify yourself!

BUFFY: Back off, pink ranger! This is my friend.

Kendra: Friend?

BUFFY: Yeah. As in person you hang with? Amigo?

Kendra: I don't understand.

BUFFY: (to Giles) You try. I'm tapped.

GILES: Uh-uh, Kendra, uh, there are a-a-a few people, uh, ci-civilians if you like, who, who know Buffy's identity. Willow is one of them, a-a- and they also, um, spend time together, uh, socially.

Kendra: And you allow dis, sir?

GILES: Well, uh...

Kendra: But de Slayer must work in secret for security.

GILES: Of course, uh, but, uh, with Buffy, however, it-it's, um, some flexibility is required.

Kendra: Why?

WILLOW: Hi, guys. W-what's goin' on?

BUFFY: Apparently there's been a really big mix-up.

GILES: Uh, it seems somehow that, uh, another Slayer has been sent to Sunnydale.

WILLOW: Is that even possible? I mean, two Slayers at the same time?

GILES: Not to my knowledge. Um, th-the new Slayer is only called after the previous Slayer has died. Uh... Oh, good Lord! You were dead, Buffy.

BUFFY: I was only gone for a minute.

GILES: Clearly it doesn't matter how long you were gone. You were physically dead! Thus causing the activation of the, the next Slayer.

Kendra: She died?

BUFFY: Just a little.

GILES: She drowned, but she was revived.

WILLOW: So there really are two of them!

GILES: It would seem so. This is completely unprecedented! I'm quite flummoxed.

BUFFY: What's the flum? It's a mistake, she isn't supposed to be here, she goes home!

• Slayerhood

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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