BUFFY: Willow! Willow, hey, wait up!

WILLOW: Oh, Buffy, I didn't even see you.

BUFFY: Or hear me. What was up last night? I tried your line, like, a million times.

WILLOW: Oh, I was, I was talking.

BUFFY: Talking to...? Okay, that's it, you have a secret, and that's not allowed.

WILLOW: Why not?

BUFFY: 'Cause... there's a rule.

WILLOW: Well, I sort of met someone.

BUFFY: (excitedly) I knew it! This is so important! When did you meet?

WILLOW: Last week after we did the scanning project in the library.

BUFFY: Does he go here? What's his name? Have you kissed him? What's he like?

WILLOW: No, Malcolm, no, and very nice.

BUFFY: You are a thing of evil for not telling me this right away!

WILLOW: Well, I wasn't sure there was anything to tell. But last night, oh! We talked all night, it was amazing. He's so smart, Buffy, and, and he's romantic, and we agree about everything!

BUFFY: What's he look like?

WILLOW: I don't know!

(...)

BUFFY: So, you've been seeing a guy, and you don't know what he looks like? Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?

WILLOW: I met him online.

BUFFY: On line for what? (Willow indicates a computer.) Oh!

written by: Ashley Gable & Thomas A. Swyden; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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