REBECCA: Thanks for coming. I'm sure glad that you could find the time.

CORDELIA: (laughing) Oh, you were being serious? 'Cause big, important stars ask me out for lunch and a shopping spree like all the time -- in my dreams! Ha, ha.

REBECCA: I'm just an actress. Like you.

CORDELIA: You're an actress. I'm someone who auditions and auditions and...

REBECCA: That's what happens when you first start out. I'm sure you're going to make it really big.

CORDELIA: Yee-hee-hee! -- Oh, sorry I didn't mean to squeal like that in public. Anyway, thank you for calling. You must have a ton of friends you could have asked.

REBECCA: Yeah, but -- none of them would know what to buy a 200 year-old vampire as a thank-you gift.

CORDELIA: Oh god! He's impossible to buy for. What on earth does he need? More socks?

REBECCA: So what's his story, anyway? How did he become what he is?

CORDELIA: Oh, God. You got 8 hours?

REBECCA: I've got all day.

CORDELIA: Ya-ha! Uh, I won't do that again.

• Cordelia's acting career

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