(Giles' kitchen)

BUFFY: Pretty darn scary. It more like a riot than a Ralph's. I thought I was going to have to use slayer moves on this one woman who was completely hoarding the pumpkin pie filling.

GILES: And at some point, you are going to tell me about the murder?

BUFFY: Oh, right. The knife was some sort of indian artifact. Chumash, I think. That's all we got.

GILES: Oh, Chumash indians. They were indigenous to this whole area.

BUFFY: That's interesting.

GILES: Then, of course, the murder weapon might have just been a convenient choice.

BUFFY: Uh-uh. There was a big ol' scissors lying right there. That knife was picked for a reason. Do you even own a turkey pan?

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