Buffyverse Dialogue Database - CLIP: 'Buffy; Xander tried his hand at felony sexual assault'

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Buffy; Xander tried his hand at felony sexual assault
from The Pack (Season 1)

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BUFFY: Hurry up. We gotta get him locked up somehow before he comes to.

WILLOW: Oh, my God, Xander! What happened?

BUFFY: I hit him.

WILLOW: With what?

BUFFY: A desk.

(Willow opens the cage door, and Buffy drags him in.)

BUFFY: He tried his hand at felony sexual assault.

WILLOW: Oh, Buffy, the hyena in him didn't...

BUFFY: No. No, but it's safe to say that in his animal state his idea of wooing doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti. There, that oughtta hold him.

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written by: Matt Kiene & Joe Reinkemeyer; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/06pack.html

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