CORDELIA: I mean, with Xander it's always, 'Buffy did this', 'Willow said that'. Buffy, Buffy. Willow, Willow. It's like I don't even exist.

WILLOW: I sometimes feel like that.

CORDELIA: And then when I call him on it, he acts all confused, like I'm the one with the problem.

WILLOW: His 'do I smell something?' look.

CORDELIA: All a part of his little guy games. It's like he's there, but then he's not there, and he wants it, but then he doesn't want it.

WILLOW: He's so busy looking around at everything he doesn't have, he doesn't even realize what he *does* have.

CORDELIA: Well, he should at least realize that you have Oz.

WILLOW: Mm, I'm not sure I do. Oz and I are in some sort of holding pattern, except without the holding or... anything else.

CORDELIA: What's he waiting for? What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy.

WILLOW: (disgusted) Yeah, him and Xander. Guys.

CORDELIA: Who do they think they are?

WILLOW: A couple of guys.

• Willow & Oz
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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