CORDELIA: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, the Slayer is a basket case... I'd say we've hit bottom.

XANDER: I have a plan.

CORDELIA: Oh, no, here's a lower place.

XANDER: I don't know what's up with Angel, but I think I may have a way to deal with this Judge guy.

WILLOW: What do we do?

XANDER: I think, um... I think I may need Cordelia for this one. And we may need wheels.

CORDELIA: Well, my car is...

XANDER: It might have to be bigger.

WILLOW: No problem. I'll get Oz. He has a van.

XANDER: Good. Okay.

CORDELIA: Care to let me in on the plan I'm a part of?

XANDER: No.

CORDELIA: Why not?

XANDER: Because if I tell you, then you won't do it. Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour. And wear something trashy... ...er.

• Cordelia & Scoobiage

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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