XANDER: So, I guess we're dance-bound. Cool. I think I can get my mom's car, so I'm wheel man.

BUFFY: I thought you were taking Willow.

XANDER: Well, yeah, I'm gonna take Willow, but I'm not gonna *take* Willow. In the sense of 'take me'. See, with you we're three and everybody's safe. Without you, we're two.

BUFFY: Ah, and we enter dateville. Romance, flowers...

XANDER: Lips.

( Willow comes in, unseen by Xander, Buffy doesn't alert him)

BUFFY: Oh, come on. In all the years you've know Willow, you've never thought about her lips?

XANDER: Buffy, I love Willow. And she's my best friend. Which makes her not the kind of girl who I think about her lips that much. She's the kind of girl that... I'm best friends with.

WILLOW: Hey guys.

XANDER: Willow! Hi! We were just talkin' about happy things. Like the three of us going to the dance together. See? (laughs) Happy! (Willow doesn't smile) Not happy.

WILLOW: No. Uh, oh, y-yes. No. Rodney's missing.

• Xander & Willow

written by: Matt Kiene & Joe Reinkemeyer; . Full transcript at:
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