WILLOW: He still turned you down?! That's crazy! I mean, even if the bank did get robbed, which, you battling demons couldn't possibly know ... you would think there would be some kind of reward. But no, they're like, "Oh, we're not gonna give you money unless you prove you don't need it." I mean, what kind of system is that?

BUFFY: You're asking the wrong gal.

WILLOW: Hey! Buffy, you're mad!

BUFFY: You noticed. It'll pass.

WILLOW: No! Anger ... is a big, powerful emotion you should feel.

BUFFY: Well ... that's good then. It's gone now.

WILLOW: Okay ... uh, let me make you mad again. Uh ... ready? Um ... Last semester, I slept with Riley.

BUFFY: And you know I really doubt it.

WILLOW: Caught me. Big fib. To ... cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel.

BUFFY: Will ... what the hell are you doing?

WILLOW: Pissing you off.

BUFFY: Yes, true. Why?

WILLOW: Well, 'cause, you know, since you've ... been back, you haven't exactly been big with ... the whole range of human emotions thing.

BUFFY: (blankly) What do you mean?

WILLOW: Well, you haven't ... no, I mean it's just, um ... You know, this is really ... my problem. I'm just, I'm all over the place and, you should just, uh, forget I even said anything, cause, cause, well, 'cause you know... banks, man.

• Buffy's Death & Revivification
• Willow & Buffy

written by: Douglas Petrie and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/104flooded.html