GUNN: This is very not right.

FRED: Do you hear it?

WESLEY: There is something.(hearing moaning) Someone's in pain.

FRED: Either that, or someone's in fun.

(they hear the scuffle between Angel and Cordy and the minions)

GUNN: Now that sounds less like fun.

(One of Kurskov's minions, wearing a gray 'tragedy mask' come up behind Gunn. Gunn lets out a scream as the minion stabs him from behind with a sword.)

FRED: Charles!

(commercial)

WESLEY: Fred, stay between us.

GUNN: I need to...

(Fred picks up a prop and wallops the tragedy minion as Gunn drops to his knees with a groan.)

FRED: Wesley!

(Wes catches the tragedy minion's sword as Fred tosses it to him and engages the 'comedy' minion.)

WESLEY: Can you handle the other?

(Wes glances back to see Fred continuing to wallop on the sobbing 'tragedy' minion, before turning back to face his own foe.)

WESLEY: Well, then. Just us.

written by: Joss Whedon; I typed these up myself this afternoon (2/8/02) since I couldn't find a transcript. Spell checked the next day.... Full transcript at: