(Marc tests his guillotine on a honeydew melon.)

GILES: Oh, my!

Marc: Pretty cool, huh?

GILES: Are you sure there's no one else who could help you out?

Marc: My assistant got sick. You won't have to say anything. I'll, I'll show you. Lie down.

GILES: Uh, uh, how, how exactly does it work?

Marc: A good magician never tells his secrets. C'mon. We haven't got much time.

(...)

GILES: Sh-sh-shouldn't it be aimed at my neck?

Marc: No. No, this way your scalp gets sliced off and your brains just... come pouring out.

(He slides the head restraint down onto Giles' forehead. He reaches over and locks it down with a padlock.)

GILES: What exactly is the trick?

Marc: Trick?

GILES: Marc?

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/09puppet.html