(Buffy slays a vamp in the cemetery)

DRACULA: Very impressive hunt. Such power.

BUFFY: That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?

DRACULA: We're not going to fight.

BUFFY: Do you *know* what a slayer is?

DRACULA: Do you? (Smirking)

BUFFY: Who are you?

DRACULA: I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula.

BUFFY: Get out!

BUFFY: So lemme get this straight. You're ... (in Dracula's accent) "Dracula." The guy, the count.

DRACULA: I am.

BUFFY: And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Cause ... I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

DRACULA: (looks a little annoyed) You know who I am. As I would now without question that you are Buffy Summers.

BUFFY: You're heard of me?

DRACULA: Naturally. You're known throughout the world.

BUFFY: (smiles bashfully) Naw. Really?

DRACULA: Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned ... killer.

BUFFY: Yeah, I prefer the term slayer. You know, killer just sounds so...

DRACULA: Naked?

BUFFY: Like I ... paint clowns or something. I'm the good guy, remember?

DRACULA: Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. You must feel it.

BUFFY: No. You know what I feel? Bored.

She lunges at him with her stake. He dissolves into smoke. As she straightens up looking confused, he reappears behind her. She turns, lunges again. He dissolves into smoke again. Buffy looks around.

BUFFY: Okay, that's cheating.

XANDER: Hey Buff, what's up?

WILLOW: You look like you just-

BUFFY: Get out of here. Now.

XANDER: Fine, but I was gonna give you a sip of my double-mint mocha, but..

BUFFY: Behind you.

WILLOW: Hi.

XANDER: Nice. Look who's got a bad case of dark prince envy.

DRACULA: I have no interest in you. Leave us.

XANDER: No, we're not going to (in Dracula's accent) "leave you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? (As the Count on Sesame Street) Vun, two, three -- three victims. Mwa ha ha!

BUFFY: (whispering) Xander, I'm pretty sure that's Dracula.

XANDER: Wow, really? (Hurries to stand behind Buffy) Hey, sorry, man, I was ... just jokin' around.

DRACULA: This is not the time. (Locks eyes with Buffy) I will see you soon.

BUFFY: Bat! Ooh, bat!

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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