BUFFYBOT: (triumphantly) That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

SPIKE: (to Willow) What's with the Dadaism, Red?

TARA: Yeah, she says that pie thing every time she stakes a vamp now.

WILLOW: I-I don't know, I was trying to program in some new puns and I kinda ended up with word salad.

BUFFYBOT: I think it's funny.

WILLOW: It's a glitch, I'll fix it.

GILES: We just can't have her messing up in front of the wrong person. Or the wrong thing. We, we need the, the world and the underworld to believe that Buffy is alive and well.

WILLOW: And I will therefore fix it. I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.

BUFFYBOT: Ooh, who's there?

XANDER: You know, if we want her to be exactly-

SPIKE: She'll never be exactly.

XANDER: I know.

TARA: The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.

GILES: And she's gone.

BUFFYBOT: 'If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who?

• Buffy's Death & Revivification
• BuffyBot

written by: Marti Noxon & David Fury; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/101bargaining.html