XANDER: (tied to the wooden wheel in the school basement) I knew it. See? I knew it.

LISSA: Thanks for your help selecting the ropes. The one I picked wasn't strong enough.

XANDER: Yeah, that would've been bad. Listen, is this because I'm friends with Buffy?

LISSA: Who's Buffy?

XANDER: The slayer.

LISSA: You know the slayer?

XANDER: This can't just happen. It can't just keep happening that demon women find me attractive. There's gotta be a reason.

LISSA: You just seem like a nice guy, that's all. And I wanted to get to know you.

XANDER: And kill me?

LISSA: Sure. Do the ropes hurt?

XANDER: Yes.

LISSA: Good.

(... later ...)

XANDER: Look, I know what happens if that seal down there gets all excited. I don't think you understand what you're getting yourself into.

LISSA: The seal opens, and a vicious feral vampire creature comes out.

XANDER: Well, then you do understand. But, uh, what makes you think that's, like, a good idea?

LISSA: The end is coming. The final fight, and everyone is hearing the drumbeat. It's telling us to pick our partners, align ourselves with the good or the evil.

XANDER: (stabbed) Aaah!

LISSA: Couldn't have done it without you, Xander. Thanks for the great date.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/136_tran.php