HARMONY: Eli, hi.

ELI: Hey... you! I just got called up for a meeting with your boss man.

HARMONY: (looks at her schedule) Really? I didn't see any—

ELI: Don't want to count my hatchlings, but I think the honchos are finally starting to recognize my work in accounting.

HARMONY: Hey, good for you.

GUNN: Eli, come on in.

ELI: (to Harmony) Wish me luck, kiddo.

(Harmony smiles and gestures two thumbs up. Harmony sits back in her chair to catch a breath and notices Angel's white mug is still sitting on her desk. She grabs it and walks into his office. Just as Harmony enters the office, she witnesses Angel decapitating Eli with an axe.)

HARMONY: Angel, you forgot your— (Gasp)

(Eli's head rolls across the room, landing at Harmony's feet. )

ANGEL: Get that cleaned up, would you?

(after commercial, later)

HARMONY: I just—I don't get it. Why'd you kill Eli?

ANGEL: Didn't much like what he was doing in his off hours.

HARMONY: Well, that's not right. What Eli did on his own time—

GUNN: Is dismember virgins.

HARMONY: Oh. Well, a person's religious beliefs is no cause for—

GUNN: He did it for his own amusement.

HARMONY: Oh. Well... OK. Still, couldn't you have given him a stern warning or something first?

ANGEL: Called a zero tolerance policy, not a maybe this once policy. Nobody in this office gets away with murder, not anymore.

LORNE: (arriving) Mmm... let me guess. Position just opened up in accounting?

GUNN: Hardest part of the job, terminating an employee.

SPIKE: (arriving) Once again, keeping corporate America safe from evil.

• Wolfram & Hart

written by: Sarah Fain and Elizabeth Craft; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x09_tran.php