BUFFY: Speaking of slack, have you heard anything from Xander?

WILLOW: Not for awhile, he's still on his cross-country-see-America thing. He said he wasn't coming back until he had driven to all fifty states.

BUFFY: Did you explain about Hawaii?

WILLOW: Oh, he seemed so determined.

BUFFY: I hope he gets back soon. It'd be fun to have the whole gang back together--you know?--hanging out in the... library. Wow!

(They enter the library, a huge room with a vaulting cupola ceiling.)

WILLOW: Oh my gosh! Isn't this amazing?

BUFFY: It's... cozy.

WILLOW: You know I never wanted to hurt Giles' feelings, but occult books aside, our old library just didn't have the greatest selection. But this!

BUFFY: Yeah, this is great, you know, if we ever need a place for the Nuremberg rallies.

WILLOW: This is a real library.

(Someone shushes them.)

WILLOW: See we even have to whisper. It's like a whole new world.

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written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/57freshman.html