XANDER: I've come for the dance.

BUFFY: And, uh, what culture are you?

XANDER: I'm from the country of Leone. It's in Italy pretending to be Montana. And where are you from? The country of White Trash?

BUFFY: Mm. New line-up. You and Willow are taking Ampata. Giles and I are hunting mummies. Where's you and Willow?

XANDER: She's not coming... with us.

BUFFY: Oh! On a date. Romance, lips...

Ampata: Hello, Xander.

XANDER: Hho hee ze thee ai uh...

BUFFY: I can translate American salivating boy talk. He says you're beautiful.

XANDER: (to Buffy) Hyav su.

BUFFY: You're welcome.

written by: Matt Kiene & Joe Reinkemeyer; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/16mummy.html