CORDELIA: I've got the solution right here. 'To kill a demon cut off its head.'

XANDER: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! We'll, uh, find Ms. Calendar, then we'll decapitate her. Hey! She'll be the first headless computer teacher in school. You think anybody'll notice?

CORDELIA: Do you know what you need, Xander, besides a year's supply of acne cream? A brain.

XANDER: That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'! I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwin' down! Come on!

CORDELIA: I've seen you fight. And don't think I can't take you!

XANDER: Give it your best shot.

WILLOW: HEY! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!

CORDELIA: (meekly) We're sorry.

XANDER: We'll be good.

• Funnies
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/20darkage.html