(Cut to the pub, a frazzled Xander tries to tend to his customers)

XANDER: What? What? Okay and you had a rum and coke, and you had a poker's light. And a vodka on the rocks. And a water. Is that right?

Customer one (boy): Do I have to write it down for you? A glass of ice water. A simple request? Ice water.

Customer two (girl): a cold ale, a Canadian lager, a glass of white wine. And a daiquiri

XANDER: Ice water, right. Do you want that on the rocks?

• Xander's identy issues & insecurities

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Lilybunny (lilybunny@hotmail.com). Full transcript at:
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