WESLEY: Oh, God! Oh, God!

GILES: (calmly) It doesn't seem too promising, does it?

WESLEY: Stay calm, Mr. Giles. We have to stay calm.

GILES: Well, thank God you're here. I was planning to panic.

WESLEY: What *is* that thing?

GILES: That would be your demon. You know, the dead one?

WESLEY: There's no need to get snippy.

Balthazar: Bring them closer. You know what I want.

GILES: If it's for me to scrub those hard-to-reach areas, I'd like to request you kill me now.

WESLEY: Are you out of your mind? This is hardly the time for games!

GILES: Why not? They're going to torture us to death anyway.

Balthazar: You're not wrong about that.

WESLEY: Now, hold on. We-we-we can deal with this rationally. We have something you want. You have something we want.

Balthazar: Hmm... A trade. Intriguing. No. Wait. Boring. Pull off his kneecaps!

WESLEY: NOOO! No, no, no! The Slayer g-gave it to someone. A tall man, a friend... a friend of hers. I can tell you everything.

GILES: (under his breath) Quiet, you twerp! They'll kill us both.

WESLEY: But I'd like to have my kneecaps.

Balthazar: You will tell us everything!

WESLEY: Yes! Sir.

Balthazar: What is this friend's name?

WESLEY: I didn't actually catch it.

GILES: Look, um, tell you what, let Captain Courageous here go, and I'll tell you what you need to know. How's that deal?

Balthazar: THERE IS ONE DEAL! YOU WILL DIE QUICKLY, OR YOU WILL DIE SLOWLY! THE MAN WHO HAS MY AMULET! WHAT IS HIS NAAAME?!

ANGEL: His name is Angel.

• Giles & Buffy vs Wesley

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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