(Anya sneaks into Spike's room as he's sleeping, starts rummaging through his stuff)

SPIKE: (quietly, but somewhat menacing) Anya, do be specific and tell a fellow just exactly what you're doing here.

ANYA: Well, Spike... I'm here, obviously... for...um...sex.

SPIKE: (flustered) Uh, beg pardon.

ANYA: You and me. Here and now. Let's go. Let's... get it on, you big bad boy.

SPIKE: Wait, wait, Anya. Just a minute. This is not exactly?is that a stake?

ANYA: Yes. Kinky.

SPIKE: Uh, well, yeah, but what do you??

ANYA: Shh. No questions. No talking. I can't help it. I can't stop thinking about you and us and our brief but unforgettable time together. I mean, it's?why else would I be here? I mean, it's not like I'm snooping around looking for proof that you're some sort of wacked out serial killer. (laughs) I don't know why I said that. Forget I said that. It's craziness talking. It's just nerves. Nerves. Nerves and-and horniness. Oh, just shut up, William, and take me. Take me now. (starts nuzzling at his neck)

SPIKE: Anya.

ANYA: Hmm?

SPIKE: It's not that I'm not tempted. Obviously, if things were different, you're a right catch.

ANYA: I got it. No problem, I understand. (beat) You think I'm fat.

SPIKE: What?

ANYA: Well, it's either that or the haircut.

SPIKE: Ridiculous. The do's quite fetching.

ANYA: Oh, right. Now you like the haircut.

SPIKE: Love it.

ANYA: Sure, as a friend.

SPIKE: Anya.

ANYA: You know, you were a lot more fun when you didn't have a soul.

SPIKE: Oh, come on. Now, I've just explained to you?

ANYA: All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half way to happy land by now.

SPIKE: I need my pants.

(later, Anya's reading, Spike emerges from his room dressed)

SPIKE: Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, luv.

ANYA: Who's hurt? I'm fine.

SPIKE: Right. Look, uh, I got things to do.

ANYA: Don't stick around on my account.

ANYA: (dials phone) It's me. He's leaving.

• Funnies
• Spike & Anya

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/130_tran.php