CORDELIA: You know what's so cool about college? The diversity. You've got all the rich people, and all the other people. Richard!

Richard: Welcome, ladies. (hands them drinks)

CORDELIA: Thank you.

BUFFY: Oh, i-is there alcohol in this?

Richard: Just a smidge.

CORDELIA: C'mon, Buffy, it's just a smidge.

BUFFY: I'll just... (sets the drink down)

Richard: I understand. When I was your age I wasn't into grownup things either. Have you seen our multi-media room?

CORDELIA: Oh, the one with the cherry walnut paneling and the two forty-eight-inch televisions on satellite feed? No. Wanna show me? (smiles)

Richard: What about...

CORDELIA: Oh, her? She's happiest by herself.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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