GILES: Xander. What is it?

XANDER: It, it's me... throwing myself at your mercy.

GILES: What? Why?

XANDER: I made a mess, Giles. See, I found out that Amy's into witchcraft, and I was hurt, I guess, so I... made her put the love whammy on Cordy, but it backfired, and now every woman in Sunnydale wants to make me her cuddle monkey, which may sound swell on paper, but...

JENNY: Rupert, we need to talk. Hey, Xander. Nice shirt. Look, Rupert, I know that you're angry at me, and I don't blame you, but I am not just gonna go away. (rubbing Xander's arm) I mean, I care far too much about you to... (looks at Xander's arm) Have you been working out?

GILES: I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this!

XANDER: Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this.

GILES: Has, uh... Has Amy tried to reverse the spell?

XANDER: I get around Amy and all she wants to do is talk honeymoon plans.

JENNY: Rupert, maybe I need to talk to Xander alone.

GILES: Do you have any idea how serious this is? People under a-a love spell, Xander, are-are deadly. They lose all And if what you say is true and the entire female population is affected, I... Don't leave the library. I'll find Amy and see if we can put a stop to this thing. (exits, dragging Jenny with him)

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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