WAITRESS: (refilling coffee) I'll give you one more, and then I am cutting you off.

FRED: Oh, sorry. I can pay for the next one.

WAITRESS: It's not the free refills that I'm worried about. It's you vibrating into another dimension after a tenth cup.

FRED: Nobody wants that.

WAITRESS: Why don't you call him? You've been sitting here all day. He's probably worried sick.

FRED: I don't know what I'd say.

WAITRESS: I think hello'd probably do it. I've seen the way he looks at you when you two come in here. That man would do anything for you.

FRED: I know.

WAITRESS: So cheer up. Whatever's going on—as long as you've got love—it can't be that bad.

(The building starts to shake like there's an earthquake. Fred gets out of the booth and crouches on the floor, pulling the waitress down with her.)

FRED: Get away from the window!

• Gunn & Fred

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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