Percy: Hey! Rosenberg? What are you doing, trick-or-treating? You're supposed to be at home doing my history report. I flunk that class, you're in big trouble with Snyder. (smugly) Till we graduate, I own your ass.

Evil WILLOW: Bored now.

She shoves the heel of her hand squarely into his chest, sending him flying onto a pool table. He lands hard on his back, and his momentum forces him into a back roll off of it. Several guys around them are shocked.

Guy#1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, man!

Guy#2: Hey!

Guy#1: What's up with *that*, man?

Guy#3: What the heck?

Evil WILLOW: I'm having a terrible night.

She reaches down and lifts Percy up from the floor by his throat, digging her fingertips into his flesh and choking him.

Evil WILLOW: Wanna make it better?

Percy tries to punch her, but she idly blocks him and looks up into his eyes, sadly at first but then with a wide grin when Percy can't pull her hand off. He clutches her neck with his other hand and tries to choke her. Some guys in the background make fun of Percy, unaware of the seriousness of his situation.

Guy#4: Check it out!

Xander comes up behind him, eager to get in on the fun.

XANDER: What's going on? Is there a funny thing?

The guys laughingly point over at Evil Willow and Percy, who have both hands around each other's necks now. Percy is choking, while Evil Willow just continues to smile. Xander runs up behind Percy and yanks him off of her, throwing him to the floor.

XANDER: Back off! You stay the hell away from her!

Percy: (panicked) Okay! Sure! (scrambles away)

written by: Joss Whedon; . Full transcript at:
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