(Angel rips the top off Lilah's car)

ANGEL: That's cool. The top just comes right off.

LILAH: Hey, if this is about the jolly green demon— I could've had him killed, but do I hear a thank you?

ANGEL: Before we get to that, how 'bout you tell me why a portal happened to open up over Fred's head right after you slithered out of the auditorium.

LILAH: Tragedy struck Gidget? Really? Did she go to that place in the big Texas sky?

ANGEL: Gunn and I took care of it. Of course, if we hadn't've been there, I'm sure your good friend Wesley would've stepped right in.

LILAH: Come on. If I were gonna kill the twig, would I do it in a room full of people and then make a conspicuous getaway so I looked extra suspicious?

ANGEL: Add videotape, sounds like vintage Wolfram and Hart. (Lilah shrugs) Except this time somebody else deserves the credit.

LILAH: You're quick.

ANGEL: About Lorne, there's gonna be a conversation.

LILAH: You know, Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so.... well, idle.

ANGEL: You remember when I ripped your car in half?

LILAH: Yeah, yeah, hulk smash... (speeds off)

• Angel & Lilah
• Funnies

written by: Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/71_tran.php