RICHARD: Ugh, do we really have to have the Buffalo wings? I can get the guys in the kitchen, have them whip up a Foie Gras.

DAD: It's a bachelor party, Rich. You're supposed to eat bad and drink beer. It's tradition.

MOM: Don't forget the girl that does the striptease. (everyone stares) What? Like I don't know? Just make sure all she does *is* tease.

RICHARD: Mom, I don't even want...

BROTHER: Sorry, Rich, it's your bachelor party and we're going to have fun, if you like it or not.

RICHARD: Well, I just hope this sort of high jinx doesn't create a bad impression with Doyle.

AUNT: Who's Doyle?

COUSIN: Harry's first husband. Richard invited him.

RICHARD: He's really very sweet. I think you'll all enjoy him. All right, fine, fine. Dancing girl. I submit. All right. Now, where were we?

DAD: (reads) Ah, lets see... First we greet the man of the hour. Then we drink. (Yays around the table) Bring out the food. Then er, drink. (Yays) Then comes the Stripper. (Yays) Darts, - then we have the ritual eating of the first husbands brains, and then charades.

BROTHER: Wait! What was that? Charades?

COUSIN: Yeah, I don't know about that.

RICHARD: Really? I think it'll be fun.

EVERYONE: Oh, all right.

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written by: Tracey Stern; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Ann.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/07_tran.shtml