(library. Buffy & Willow walk in. The place looks deserted.)

WILLOW: It's so great that you're a schoolgirl again.

BUFFY: Giles say what he wanted? Do you think he's mad?

WILLOW: No, I don't think so. I think he just needed to see you. Have you ever noticed, though, when he *is* mad, but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck- cluck sound with his tongue?

(Giles rises from behind the counter)

BUFFY: Hi, Giles!

WILLOW: Oh, hi! Been there long?

GILES: (preoccupied) Buffy, good timing. I could use your help. I trust you remember the demon Acathla?

BUFFY: Giles, contain yourself. Yes, I'm back in school, but you know how it embarrasses me when you gush so. Let's just skip all that and get straight to work.

GILES: Oh, ahhhh... Well, I, um... Well-w... O- o-of course, it's wonderful to have you back, i-i-it goes without saying. But... You enjoy making me say it, don't you?

• Buffy & Giles

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/37faithhopetrick.html