MAN1: Okay. Let’s try this whenever you’re ready.

WOMAN: Action.

MAN2: Just look at the wine stain on my shirt! I can’t meet your folks looking like this!

CORDELIA: Don’t worry honey, it’s no problem with extra strength Stain-Be-Gone.

MAN2: Extra strength Stain-Be-Gone?

CORDELIA: Yup. Now Stain-Be-Gone is more effective at melting away…stubborn…blood - wine - even grass stains. See? Just spray it on - and rub it in (sob) and in minutes (sob) the stain is gone! (sob) It’s completely gone! (breaks down sobbing)

MAN1: Okay, that was…

MAN2: Good. That was good. Good.

WOMAN: Very nice.

MAN1: But I think what we’re going for here is more of a…

WOMAN: Happy.

MAN1: Happy. Yes. An up feeling that the stain is gone.

MAN2: Yeah, because obviously stains are, you know…

WOMAN: Not good.

MAN1: Exactly. Right.

MAN2: Yeah.

CORDELIA: I’m sorry.

MAN: It’s an interesting choice. Let’s try this one more time. We’ll go from…

MAN2: Stain-Be-Gone is more effective.

WOMAN: Yeah.

CORDELIA: Now Stain-Be-Go-ugh! (grabs head in pain) Is - more – effective…grass stains!”

MAN1: Okay. Nice adjustment.

MAN2: Nice.

WOMAN: Thank you.

MAN1: We’ll let you know.

• Cordelia's acting career
• Cordelia's visions & championhood

written by: David Fury and Jeannine Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod, checked against source by renenet.. Full transcript at:
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