(Bronze)

FAITH: The whole summer it was, like, the worst heat wave. So it's about a hundred and eighteen degrees and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of a sudden, I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broke down, and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden, the cops pull up and they arrested us both.

XANDER: Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

(Cordelia gives him a look)

• Xander & Faith

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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