(Magic Box training area. Buffy is taking out her feelings on something large and padded.)

BUFFY: (punches) Spike! (more punches) Spike wants me, how obscene is that?

GILES: Well, it is very strange. I can't imagine what he's thinking. Uh, not, not that you're not, uh, attractive...

BUFFY: I feel gross, you know, like, like, dirty.

GILES: That's ridiculous, you can't be responsible for what Spike thinks or, feels.

BUFFY: Well, aren't I responsible? I mean, something about me had to make him feel that, right? Something that made him say, "woof, that's the one for me!"

GILES: Buffy, I think you should perhaps calm down.

XANDER: Me too.

(we see that the thing she's punching is Xander in a giant padded suit)

• Buffy & Spike

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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