ANYA: Where are they? It's after 2. I can't believe Buffy hasn't brought him home yet. His slut ate him up.

WILLOW: His slut didn't eat him up. And besides, I thought you were all angry at him.

ANYA: My feelings are changeable but intense.

ANDREW: I understand your fear, Anya. I know fear myself 'cause, you know, I, um, I enraged that primal force.

GILES: They're not back yet?

ANYA: I'm worried. I-I think we should go find them. Xander could be injured or trapped or eaten up.

GILES: It is late. Perhaps a little reconnaissance might be helpful.

CHAO-AHN: (comes downstairs, subtitled) Why is everyone up? Are the flashcard monsters attacking?

GILES: (to the others) She says she can't sleep. (to Chao-Ahn) Um, I made myself some warm milk. You can have it.

CHAO-AHN: (speaking Chinese angrily, subtitled) You're trying to kill me!

GILES: She's shy.

DAWN: They're back! Oh, here they come.

ANYA: Xander all right?

DAWN: Looks OK.

ANYA: Damn him!

WILLOW: What happened?

XANDER: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.

WILLOW: What?

XANDER: You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?

ANDREW: (wistfully) Captain Archer...

XANDER: Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.

BUFFY: What if you just start attracting male demons?

DAWN: Clem always liked you.

ANYA: It would serve you right.

GILES: Children, enough.

XANDER: I'd need some stylish new clothes.

GILES: Enough! Have you learned nothing from tonight's assorted chaos? There isn't time for fun and games and quips about orientation. (holds up flashcards) These?these aren't a joke. This?this happens. Girls are going to die. We may die. It's time to get serious.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/136_tran.php