CORDELIA: (Opening the door to her apartment.The key sticks and she scratches her arm pulling it out.) Ouch! Damn it!(Dingy brown water from the faucet splatters over her white shirt.) Yeah, well, of course. (On the phone) Hello? Hi, this is Cordelia Chase from apartment 4B. I thought you were gonna have the exterminator in here today? - Well, if he had don’t you think there would be… (the carpet is littered with dead bugs) Ah, oh god! Ahh! Doyle, Doyle...

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