CORDELIA: Are these guys bothering you?

BUFFY: Uh, no!

WILLOW: She's not hanging out with us.

Jesse: Hey! Cordelia!

CORDELIA: (to Jesse) Oh, please! (to Buffy) I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was canceled due to the *extreme* dead guy in the locker.

BUFFY: What?

WILLOW: What are you talking about?

CORDELIA: Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker!

BUFFY: Dead.

CORDELIA: Totally dead. Way dead.

XANDER: It's not just a little dead, then?

CORDELIA: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?

Jesse: Y'know, if you need a shoulder to cry on, or just to nibble on...

BUFFY: How did he die?

CORDELIA: I don't know.

BUFFY: Well, were there any marks?

CORDELIA: Morbid much! I didn't ask!

BUFFY: Um, I gotta book. I'll, I'll see you guys later.

CORDELIA: What's her deal?

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/01welcome.html