(Xander's basement. Knock.)

XANDER: Come in. Anya. Hi again.

ANYA: You're mother sent me around from the front of the house. She said to ask you to add fabric softener when the timer goes off. Can we talk some more?

XANDER: Yeah I suppose. Would you like something? I have cran-apple?

ANYA: Yeah, alright.

(He heads over to the fridge and rummages around a bit.)

XANDER: You know it is customary to call before you show up. Not that -

(he turns around to see Anya naked. In his shock, he squeezes the drink so that it spurts out)

• Xander & Anya

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: Jillian Tatterton . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/59theharshlightofday.html