SPIKE: (angry) Oh, this is ... unconstitutional, is what it is! Here! There's nothin' to see down there!

BUFFY: Riley, look, I'm not saying that he's good, okay, I'm just saying that he's not capable of something as-

(both spot the eggs)

SPIKE: I can explain.

RILEY: We're gonna need more weapons. Spike screwed up. You didn't keep 'em frozen, did you ... Doctor?

SPIKE: You can stop calling me that any time. If I may, the thing of it is, I'm holding these for a friend, who-

(Buffy punches him in the nose again)

BUFFY: No more games.

SPIKE: (upset) Well, that's bloody funny coming from you! No more games? That's all you've ever done is play me. You keep playing with rules you make up as you like. You know what I am. You've always known. You come to me all the same.

RILEY: Can you shut him up?

BUFFY: Not so far.

• Buffy & Spike

written by: Douglas Petrie; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/115asyouwere.html