(Buffy enters the Magic Shop, which is devoid of customers despite the "Grand Opening" and spots a smiling Giles wearing a pointed hat and a purple robe. She stares silently, and Giles drops the smile and the outfit. Dawn bursts throught he doors, panting for breath)

DAWN: I told you couldn't ditch me!

(she looks around)

DAWN: Whoa! Mr. Giles! This place is so... wow. I mean, check out all the magick junk.

GILES: Our new slogan...

DAWN: So when's it open? You know, for customers?

GILES: Since nine this morning, actually.

BUFFY: Dawn. Go. Browse. And-

DAWN: "You break it, you bought it." Heard you the first sixty times.

GILES: (to Buffy) Still, not to worry. No, I've got feelings about this place. Magick's a small niche market but... well, think about it. Sunnydale... monsters... supply and demand. They'll be lining up around the block in no time.

BUFFY: Yeah. You'll be making money hand over fist.

(Suddenly puzzled, she holds her hand over her fist.)

BUFFY: Which I guess is a good thing.

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• The Magic Shop

written by: Douglas Petrie; . Full transcript at:
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