ANGEL: I know you can't help me, but could you maybe not root for the other team?

SPIKE: Hey, I'll root for anyone with half a chance of taking you down a notch.

ANGEL: What is your problem?

SPIKE: You are, ya ponce! You're my problem. You got it too good. You're king of a 30-floor castle, with all the cars, comfort, power, and glory you could ever want, and here I save the world, throw myself onto the proverbial hand grenade for love, honor, and all the right reasons, and what do I get? Bloody well toasted and ghosted is what I get, innit? It's not fair.

ANGEL: Fair?! You asked for a soul. I didn't! It almost killed me. I spent a hundred years trying to come to terms with infinite remorse. You spent 3 weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine! What's fair about that?!

SPIKE: (fading again) Are you getting blurry, or is it (disappears)

• Angel & Spike
• Angel, Angelus & The Curse
• Funnies
• Spike's Soul

written by: David Fury & Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x02_tran.php