BUFFY: Your mom doesn't mind us doing this in the house?

WILLOW: She doesn't know.

BUFFY: Business as usual?

WILLOW: Hmm, sort of. She's doing that selective memory thing your mom used to be so good at.

BUFFY: She forgot everything?

WILLOW: (ruefully) No. She remembered the part where I said I was dating a musician. Oz has to come for dinner next week. So, that's sort of like taking an interest.

BUFFY: Okay, should we try this again?

WILLOW: Let's do it. I think we got the mix of herbs right this time.

BUFFY: Okay. Ready?

WILLOW: Diana, Hecate, I hereby license thee to depart. Goddess of creatures great and small, I conjure thee to withdraw.

Willow and Buffy both look over at Amy the rat. She gets up on her hind legs expectantly. Nothing happens, though, and she gets back down on all fours, seemingly disappointed.

BUFFY: Maybe we should get her one of those wheel thingies.

• Amy's magic & rat issues
• Willow's Witchiness

written by: Jane Espenson & Thania St. John; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/45gingerbread.html